#1054: Hello Fool by Ralph Emery
Peak Month: September 1961
8 weeks on Vancouver’s CKWX chart
Peak Position #6
Peak Position on Billboard Hot 100 ~ did not chart
In 1933 Walter Ralph Emery was born in the town of McEwen, Tennessee. Based in Nashville, Emery became a country music deejay on WSM. His late-night show garnered a lot of ratings. This was due to the wide coverage of WSM at night where Emery was heard across much of the midwest and Eastern ‘states. Many of Emery’s fans were long-haul truck drivers enjoying Emery’s company on the radio in the middle of the night. The country and western crowd of session musicians, recording artists and agents in the Nashville scene listened in to Emery’s show. And many were personal friends of Emery. Among these was movie star and singer, Tex Ritter. For a spell, Ritter was Emery’s co-host on the WSM show. Many well-known stars, most notably Marty Robbins, would just drop by and sing a song or share an anecdote.
From his radio show microphone, Emery gave often breakthrough exposure to numerous emerging performers in the country music scene. Many of these performers would later credit Emery as being a catalyst to launching their career. Among these was Emery’s second wife, Grand Ole Opry star Skeeter Davis, who had the third biggest hit for the year of 1963 called “The End of the World“.
From his position on Nashville’s WSM radio, Emery recorded an answer song to Faron Young’s hit, “Hello Walls,” called “Hello Fool.” In “Hello Walls,” a man’s wife has recently left him and has nothing but the walls, window and ceiling to speak to. The song was the #1 single on the Billboard Country chart for nine weeks starting on May 8, 1961. So Ralph Emery made a good choice for his answer song since everyone who listened to country music in 1961 knew Faron Young’s number one smash hit. (Incidentally, in 1961 there were two country hits that were #1 longer than Faron Young’s single that year. These were “Don’t Worry” by Marty Robbins that topped the Country music charts for ten weeks and “Walk On By” by Leroy Van Dyke at #1 for 19 weeks). In “Hello Fool” the narration in the song is from the viewpoint of the walls, the window and the ceiling. While the song became a Top Ten hit on the US Country charts, it did not appear on the Billboard Hot 100. In Vancouver it climbed to #6.
Hello fool, (hello, hello)
Look around, I’m the wall.
And we’re pretty sad there,
Aah, we’re gonna miss here too.
But we’re kind-a glad she went away,
after all the hurt she took from you.
Why, we don’t blame her one bit.
So, hello fool, you’ve had it,
this is it!
Hello fool, (hello, hello).
Over here, I’m the window.
Can’t you see?
Sure, I’ll miss her too,
but I know how much better off she’ll be.
Why, I could see this coming on,
But fool, you must have been blind.
And I think it serves you right
if you should lose your mind.
She trusted you with her love and kisses.
She was true as she could be.
But you, you couldn’t keep from foolin’ around,
and so you caused her misery.
Look up fool, (look up, look up)
I’m the ceiling, don’t you see?
How’d you like it there alone,
starin’ up at me?
Now I hate to say I told you so,
for that would be unkind,
but I hope that she’ll be gone
a long long time
In Emery’s answer song he filled in some of the blanks regarding why she would have left her man in the first place in Faron Young’s song. In “Hello Walls” listeners learn that “she upped and walked away” and that she “planned” to leave. Her departure was not a rash or hasty decision. And the guy left to stare at the ceiling hunches she’s going to be gone “a long, long time.” In “Hello Fool” the guy gets an earful from the walls, the window and the ceiling. She took a lot of hurt from him and they “don’t blame her one bit” for leaving. They could see this coming and think he must have been blind. Moreover, the window offers “I think it serves you right if you should lose your mind.” From what the lyrics offer it seems the crux of the break-up had to do with the husband who “couldn’t keep from foolin’ around.” I suggest “husband” as the culture of country and western music was very pro-marriage, certainly in the early 60s. It wasn’t generally approved to have a couple “shacking up” and living in sin as an unwed couple. “Infidelity” was one of the top three reasons for divorce or separation from a marriage in the USA in the early 60s, along with addictions and violence/physical abuse.
Emery later wrote several best-selling books chronicling his memories of the many Nashville singers and musicians that appeared on his various radio and TV shows. Emery’s nationally syndicated music program, Pop! Goes the Country, from 1974 to 1980, made him a household name. He stayed in the spotlight while he hosted Nashville Now, each night from 1983 to 1993. In 2017 Emery still hosts a weekly program focused on rural American culture, Ralph Emery Live, on satellite and cable channel RFD-TV.
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